Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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