Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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