discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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