doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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