Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize
