I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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