seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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