Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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