He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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