I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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