I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Randomize
