Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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