I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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