yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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