it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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