he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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