party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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