Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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