I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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