Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I forgot wine drunk hurts
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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