In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Found the puke drawer
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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