What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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