Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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