She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Is it because I queefed?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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