i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
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