Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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