The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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