we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Randomize
