Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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