mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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