After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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