come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
This toilet bowl is my home.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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