I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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