i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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