Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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