She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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