im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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