so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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