Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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