Can Purell be used as lube?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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