no. you can't hotbox the world.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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