that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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