dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Shame is for Republicans.
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