another moral hangover. fuck.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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