have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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