it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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