Christians are straight up FREAKS
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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