There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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