just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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