VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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